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“D’après une histoire absolument pas vraie.”
Cindy Campbell est toujours terriblement blonde. Mais bourrée de bonnes intentions. Ça tombe bien, elle vient d'être engagée comme aide à domicile auprès d'une vieille grabataire qui, grâce à ses soins vigilants, risque d'être enlevée à l'affection des siens beaucoup plus vite que prévu...
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00:14:39What are you up to, princess?
00:14:44Lock the key!
00:14:49Let me help you, my little thumb.
00:14:50No, leave me.
00:14:51No, it's fine, it doesn't bother me.
00:14:52But neither do I!
00:14:53Okay, we're coming.
00:14:55Well, see you Tuesday.
00:14:57Hey, Marilyn.
00:15:00Being pregnant looks great on you.
00:15:03But I'm not pregnant.
00:15:07I didn't mean to... Excuse me.
00:15:09I can't buy you back.
00:15:10Start with our children, okay?
00:15:12It's true.
00:15:13These children are all I have in the world.
00:15:15Finally, the children and...
00:15:17and my car.
00:15:24Mr. Kudji,
00:15:25We need someone else for Mrs. Norris.
00:15:27Again ?
00:15:28I need someone with this woman all the time.
00:15:30where I lose a fortune.
00:15:32The news didn't hold up.
00:15:33Yoko, look.
00:15:35This is Norris's house, Mr. Kudji.
00:15:37They say she is cursed.
00:15:38There are no such things as curses.
00:15:39Don't talk nonsense.
00:15:40These are just old wives' tales.
00:15:41I have to find someone today
00:15:42where I'm really in a bad way.
00:15:43Good morning.
00:15:44I'm Cindy Campbell.
00:15:45I am looking for a position as a home nurse.
00:15:46I was recommended by a family friend,
00:15:48but the unfortunate man doesn't like it.
00:15:49Oh my God !
00:15:50Oh, don't pay attention.
00:15:51She had a bad fall.
00:15:52You are my new best employee.
00:15:53Are you ready to get started today?
00:15:54It's sure.
00:15:55It's sure.
00:15:56It's sure.
00:15:57It's sure.
00:15:58It's sure.
00:15:59It's sure.
00:16:00It's sure.
00:16:01It's sure.
00:16:02It's sure.
00:16:03It's sure.
00:16:04It's sure.
00:16:05It's sure.
00:16:06It's sure.
00:16:07It's sure.
00:16:08It's sure.
00:16:09It's sure.
00:16:10It's sure.
00:16:11It's sure.
00:16:12It's sure.
00:16:13It's sure.
00:16:14It's sure.
00:16:15It's sure.
00:16:16It's sure.
00:16:17You will love this job.
00:16:18I'll accompany you.
00:16:19We will be on site in a district.
00:16:33Come on.
00:16:42You will be going into muster.
00:16:43It's sure.
00:16:44It's sure.
00:16:45It's sure.
00:16:46It's sure.
00:16:51That's okay.
00:17:11It's sure.
00:17:12Excuse me, here you are, you met Mrs. Norris, she is catatonized.
00:17:17Yes, I wanted to try the funny army, I was afraid she would get hurt.
00:17:21As soon as I entered, I saw her lying there on the floor.
00:17:24Of course, I'll help you, take his legs, I'll take his arms.
00:17:27Mrs. Norris, I'm here to look after you.
00:17:30Yes, I am also delighted to meet you.
00:17:34Ah, you see, perfect job for you.
00:17:36Come, I'll show you around.
00:17:38All right.
00:17:38This way.
00:17:40So, what do you say?
00:17:42I don't know anything.
00:17:44There is something really strange here.
00:17:48A presence.
00:17:49A presence? Don't talk nonsense, there's nothing strange here.
00:17:52It's weird, I've always dreamed of living in a house like this with my husband.
00:17:56But I'm afraid all of this is already...
00:18:00Hey.
00:18:01From the past.
00:18:03Shall we go up first?
00:18:05It is a residential area.
00:18:07Schools, shops, all floors were checked.
00:18:09Visit for control because everything is positive.
00:18:12Large garden, almost 30 meters.
00:18:15Second garden on the other side.
00:18:17Guard on the other side.
00:18:18The shadow is boring.
00:18:19Much grace to make the pain.
00:18:21And here it is, a truly huge equipped bathroom.
00:18:24Really a...
00:18:25Pretty.
00:18:29Yes, it's very pretty.
00:18:30And it would be perfect for work.
00:18:32But I still feel like an evil force.
00:18:36Maleficent? That's nonsense.
00:18:42Do you know anything about the people who lived here?
00:18:45People? No, no, I don't remember.
00:18:47I have no memory of it.
00:18:48Mr. Kodji, strange things have happened here.
00:18:52Strange? It's truly grotesque.
00:18:54This house is perfectly normal.
00:18:56Probably.
00:18:58Yet it's as if someone is watching us.
00:19:03Mr. Kodji?
00:19:04No, it was me.
00:19:06I'm so excited to hire you.
00:19:08I am so excited.
00:19:10I take charge.
00:19:11All your real medical.
00:19:13And more weeks of vacation, all your expenses paid.
00:19:16I hope you can start today.
00:19:20You could stay all week.
00:19:22You are in for this job.
00:19:24This is an absolutely unique opportunity for you.
00:19:26Mr. Kodji, I have the feeling that you are hiding something from me about this...
00:19:30I was very dirty.
00:19:40So, this leg...
00:19:44It's okay.
00:19:46Take your glove!
00:19:52I'm in the garden!
00:19:54Roby, are you coming?
00:19:55I'm waiting for you.
00:19:57That's not how you'll get yourself obeyed.
00:20:00Listen, Rachel, this is a guy-to-guy thing.
00:20:02Trust me.
00:20:05So, Roby, are you ready for the Tom Ryan Express?
00:20:08Yeah, maybe one day I'll be a man like you.
00:20:22It's okay, I know I neglected you.
00:20:25But you don't know how hard it is to be a good father.
00:20:27When you're done, let me know.
00:20:37Are you okay?
00:20:42My eyes!
00:20:43My God, my eyes!
00:20:45Thank you, it's...
00:20:49It's better.
00:20:53I'm sorry, I didn't see you.
00:20:54Oh no, it's nothing.
00:20:56I'm used to only taking the piss.
00:20:58Nice to meet you.
00:20:59Cindy Campbell, your new neighbor.
00:21:01Tom, Tom Ryan.
00:21:02You live here alone?
00:21:05Actually, I'm looking after Mrs. Norris, but...
00:21:08Yes, for the first time in my life, I find myself all alone.
00:21:11I know how it feels.
00:21:13It wasn't the same before.
00:21:16No.
00:21:17Did you think you found your soulmate?
00:21:19Yes.
00:21:21And one day, when you came home,
00:21:23You find your so-called soulmate in the sanctuary with the first person you come across.
00:21:26Well, not just anyone.
00:21:28Samy Sosa.
00:21:31You see what I mean.
00:21:32No not at all.
00:21:37But I know what it's like to be in that much pain.
00:21:40And the worst part is that we have to face this.
00:21:42All alone.
00:21:43Looks like we have a lot in...
00:21:45Like one.
00:21:47Here we are already finishing our...
00:21:49Our plates.
00:21:51Our sentences.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:56Maybe we both need friendship.
00:22:00That would be cool.
00:22:00Well, I have to take care of Mrs. Norris.
00:22:04I need to put his catheter in.
00:22:06And after that, you have to...
00:22:07I need to strip the dirt deep down.
00:22:09Let me pierce her boils and spread her legs.
00:22:12That would be cool.
00:22:13That would be cool.
00:22:13That would be cool.
00:22:15That would be cool.
00:22:15That would be cool.
00:22:16That would be cool.
00:22:17After that, I'm going for Bloody Deal.
00:43:21Did you see all those injured people?
00:43:34It's so sad
00:43:35They would have seen that rat, damn it
00:43:37It's not easy to maintain the sewers
00:43:41I'm going to need a hot bath after this.
00:43:43What the fuck happened?
00:43:51Zombies? Damn it!
00:43:57Don't leave them dead!
00:43:59Okay, we can still electrify them!
00:44:02Grandma? They zombified my grandmother!
00:44:05Why, my mime? Why?
00:44:07Why? I loved you! I loved you!
00:44:11Mahalik?
00:44:12Look what they did to my grandma!
00:44:15This woman raised me like her son!
00:44:25Hey, he has a car! He has a car!
00:44:31Come on, yeah!
00:44:33It's not my car! I can't give it to you! It's not mine!
00:44:37No, it's not my car! We'll get through this!
00:44:39We'll get through this! I've locked everything! Don't worry! They won't be able to open it!
00:44:43The real chocolate machine! But let's be on our guard! Guard!
00:44:47Dad! Dad!
00:44:49Children!
00:44:59For what ?
00:45:01Because...
00:45:03Back off!
00:45:04Back off!
00:45:10Give me the gun, I'll take your car!
00:45:12And what do we do with this guy?
00:45:14I don't want the car, but I need a gun!
00:45:17No, you're not getting my gun! I want the car!
00:45:20SO...
00:45:21You want a gun, and you want a car!
00:45:24And what do you want?
00:45:25Oh well... I've never had a penknife!
00:45:27Okay! We'll all switch between three!
00:45:29A...
00:45:30Two...
00:45:31Three !
00:45:32That's what we said!
00:45:36Ah, I don't think so!
00:45:40Dad !
00:45:41They steal the car!
00:45:44Yes...
00:45:45Well...
00:45:46Let's continue on foot!
00:45:48What ?
00:45:49And that's it?
00:45:50Are you giving up?
00:45:51That's it! Absolutely! I'm giving up!
00:45:53They make you aero!
00:45:54Find someone else!
00:45:56Oh !
00:45:57Big hit!
00:45:59Come on! Let's go!
00:46:01Good! Tell me if I'm wrong!
00:46:05The girl hugs the duck, and then it dies!
00:46:09Mr. President! Aliens are attacking us!
00:46:12Call Alphonse d'Arsenal!
00:46:14You mean national defense?
00:46:16Uh...
00:46:17Sir! This woman is a direct witness to one of the attacks!
00:46:20What do you know about them?
00:46:21They are indestructible!
00:46:23They disintegrated everyone's clothes!
00:46:25People were running around completely naked!
00:46:27Were you naked?
00:46:29No !
00:46:30Thank goodness, finally some good news! Give him a souvenir!
00:46:33Lille Kim! Lille Kim! Lille Kim took my sandwich!
00:46:44Watch out! Russell Crowe is going to give you a big call!
00:46:59Russell Crowe is going to give you a big call!
00:47:02Arkelly, don't piss on me!
00:47:05I'm not a platinum blonde!
00:47:08Where are we?
00:47:10I don't really know...
00:47:11But I think we're getting close!
00:47:13It must have been near mile 62!
00:47:16Do you have a problem?
00:47:18No, it's nothing! It's...
00:47:21A man I met!
00:47:23And I hope he's safe!
00:47:25Oh! You would love it, Brenda!
00:47:27What's his name? I might have already figured it out!
00:47:30Tom Ryan?
00:47:31Yes, it's done!
00:47:33Is that really big Chinese?
00:47:35No !
00:47:36No !
00:47:38But he's the kind of boy I'd love to spend the rest of my life with!
00:47:41I'm going to end my life!
00:47:47Cindy! Look!
00:47:57What is this place?
00:47:58I don't know, but the kid's father is out there somewhere!
00:48:01We should go see!
00:48:03But we would get noticed in this outfit!
00:48:05Brenda, look!
00:48:11It's what ?
00:48:38Ezekiel!
00:48:39Ezekiel, where are you?
00:48:47Ezekiel, would you like to race?
00:48:50No cheating!
00:49:09It's Steve!
00:49:10It's too hot!
00:49:11My friends, my friends, do not fear the noise of those of whom no one speaks!
00:49:27There is a truce between our village and creatures beyond our borders!
00:49:31GOOD !
00:49:33Who wants to say grace?
00:49:37Ezekiel?
00:49:38Pepis...
00:49:39Could...
00:49:40Pepis...
00:49:41Pepis, my young one!
00:49:46Amen!
00:49:47Father ?
00:49:48Amen.
00:49:58Father ?
00:49:59Oli.
00:50:02But for what purpose do you come to interrupt the celebration of the civil partnership of Mordecai and Os?
00:50:10The guards arrested two foreign women near the hut.
00:50:18Who are you ?
00:50:21I need to speak to you urgently. I was sent by your son.
00:50:24Don't talk nonsense. I don't have a son.
00:50:27I know it's wrong. I know who you are. I've seen your picture.
00:50:31I was young. I needed money.
00:50:33No. At Mrs. Norris's, I mean.
00:50:36I didn't know whose house it was. They drugged me. Forget it.
00:50:40You are foreigners. The council will decide your fate.
00:50:48The issue of the two foreigners will be discussed.
00:50:55But first, Martha, today's news.
00:50:58Nathaniel Winston and Alice Smith have just informed me of their decisions.
00:51:03He intends to make love to them as soon as possible.
00:51:06And they plan to put up a little resistance before giving in.
00:51:10Amos, is something bothering you?
00:51:20We have a majority of people who want to say "am" instead of "I am."
00:51:27I'm for it. And I'm against it.
00:51:30Silence! We have more important matters to attend to.
00:51:35I fear that the presence of these foreigners will attract here what is not being talked about.
00:51:42Certainly, but speaking of what we do not speak of,
00:51:46are we not debating what should not be discussed?
00:51:50Do not speak of these things as one speaks of what one discusses without speaking of it.
00:51:56or not?
00:52:07Elder, we must welcome these foreigners into the village.
00:52:11Jeremiah, can't you hold your tongue?
00:52:14I'm sorry, Elder Al.
00:52:17But sometimes my tongue gets loose and I can't control it.
00:52:22This is a problem with which I have immense experience.
00:52:27Let me examine it in a closed room alone.
00:52:31Yes.
00:52:32Where did my tea come from? I don't give a damn.
00:52:41After that, could you smell your thing, the one we don't talk about,
00:52:45and stick it in my thing that makes me happy?
00:52:47Silence !
00:52:49The elders will consult each other.
00:53:01I feel better.
00:53:19I'm not in my home, am I?
00:53:20No.
00:53:21Foreigners, we have decided to let you stay with us.
00:53:22So that you may be preserved from those of whom no one speaks.
00:53:24I'm not in my home, am I?
00:53:27No.
00:53:28I'm not in my home, am I?
00:53:38No.
00:53:39Foreigners, we have decided to let you stay with us.
00:53:41So that you may be preserved from those of whom no one speaks.
00:53:42Or almost.
00:53:43Not.
00:53:44Not.
00:53:45But now that you are part of our village, you must be aware that you will never leave.
00:53:50No.
00:53:51No !
00:53:52No !
00:53:53No !
00:53:54How did your son die? The future of the world is at stake.
00:53:56Do you know what to do?
00:53:57Is that you? Did you kill him?
00:53:59This is a well-planned scam that we will not fall for.
00:54:01I am for it, and I am against it.
00:54:02This village is not what it used to be.
00:54:03A few hours after the lightning attack of the aliens,
00:54:04You must be aware that you will never leave.
00:54:05No.
00:54:06No !
00:54:07No !
00:54:08How did your son die? The future of the world is at stake.
00:54:10Do you know what to do?
00:54:11Is that you? Did you kill him?
00:54:13This is a well-planned scam that we will not fall for.
00:54:16I'm for it.
00:54:17And I am against it.
00:54:22This village is not what it used to be.
00:54:28A few hours after the lightning attack of the aliens,
00:54:30The heads of state met within the UN.
00:54:34As humanity lives through dark times,
00:54:37the peoples of all the Earth rely on wisdom
00:54:40and at the command of the President of the United States.
00:54:43Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
00:54:48Good luck, man.
00:54:50He's talking about you, sir.
00:54:52Oh yes, of course.
00:55:00So, an Indian, a Frenchman and the Pope are all on a plane.
00:55:07And the pilot said,
00:55:08“Hey! Who among you is not circumcised?”
00:55:11Then the Pope lifts his robe and says,
00:55:13"Shut up, moron, you don't even speak English!"
00:55:17An Israeli asks a Japanese man to open his eyes,
00:55:20but the Japanese respond to the Jews,
00:55:21"Why do you think I'm cross-eyed?"
00:55:23You're the one who sold me those shitty glasses!"
00:55:26What is the difference between a Belgian and a poodle poop?
00:55:29The Belgian drinks wine, but the poop smells good once!
00:55:33Let's get to our sheep, if I'm here today at...
00:55:42Eh ?
00:55:43This is because Earth is under attack.
00:55:45And I am happy to report that we have the means to fight back.
00:55:48My many military advisors at Pentagram
00:55:50have truly accomplished the impossible.
00:55:52They seized one of the alien death rays.
00:55:55As you know, it is a weapon that destroys the body.
00:55:58sparing only the clothes.
00:56:00Our engineers have managed to reverse the polarity of this weapon
00:56:04in the hope of using it against aliens.
00:56:15So, let's see, was I?
00:56:17We believe that the alien shields will not hold up.
00:56:20to this reconfigured weapon.
00:56:23You are welcome !
00:56:26You are welcome !
00:56:28Just a minute, my friends!
00:56:30I know very well that this new technology seems scary,
00:56:33but trust me,
00:56:34I think they are caloric integrators
00:56:36and our best chance.
00:56:38Let me demonstrate for you.
00:56:41Let's see if this thing is plugged in...
00:56:46It's not a very pretty sight.
00:56:48It's full of soft, flabby stuff.
00:56:50And look at this little pink thing!
00:56:52Get me some lube, I need to get it in.
00:57:02So !
00:57:18Harper! Holy shit!
00:57:19But it's full of nudists here!
00:57:21This is intolerable!
00:57:22You should be ashamed!
00:57:23Hop!
00:57:24You too are naked!
00:57:25I'm naked!
00:57:26I thought it was an old leather jacket!
00:57:28Sir !
00:57:29It's not discouraging!
00:57:30No !
00:57:31That's not a zipper I was pulling up and down!
00:57:33Come on, Mr. President!
00:57:35I can still hear that duck!
00:57:37Did you see that?
00:57:44Red grass!
00:57:45I'm kidding!
00:57:47Dad, are we far from Mom's?
00:57:49I don't know!
00:57:50And I don't know how much longer I can carry your sister!
00:57:53I'm letting you know that I've been walking since the beginning!
00:57:56But then who is it?
00:57:58I'll pay you!
00:58:00Don't go away, Rachel!
00:58:02Dad, come back!
00:58:03Hey, hey guys!
00:58:07I want to help you!
00:58:08Roby!
00:58:09Oh no!
00:58:12Don't move!
00:58:13I beg you!
00:58:14Wait for me there!
00:58:15I'll be right back!
00:58:16Hey, hey guys!
00:58:17I want to help you!
00:58:21It rocks!
00:58:22Occupy the ridge!
00:58:23Hold the crest!
00:58:24Are you crazy?
00:58:26No, it's losing me halfway through my studies!
00:58:30This is crazy!
00:58:31Roby!
00:58:32Ah, great!
00:58:34What's wrong with you, my God?
00:58:35Hey, look at this guy!
00:58:37Oh, that's so cool!
00:58:41Roby!
00:58:42Roby!
00:58:50Rachel!
00:58:51Rachel!
00:58:52Little girl, are you all alone?
00:58:55You have to come with me!
00:58:57I will protect you!
00:58:58Right, kids?
00:58:59Tell me, do you have a little brother?
00:59:02Don't go near her!
00:59:07Threshold children!
00:59:09Even tripods are less dangerous!
00:59:11Remember, I have a real Ferris wheel!
00:59:12A chimpanzee and a big, cozy bed await all our guests!
00:59:15Pity !
00:59:16Not my real face!
00:59:21Not my real face!
00:59:24Not my real face!
00:59:27This way!
00:59:32Come on!
00:59:33This way!
00:59:34You will be safe!
00:59:40You will be safe!
00:59:41I don't trust him!
00:59:42I have an infallible brother to judge people!
00:59:44Okay? Good!
01:00:04This is awesome!
01:00:15Oh! Brenda, yes!
01:00:17You did it!
01:00:20You quickly learned how to make wonderful butter!
01:00:24Are you sure you've never churned?
01:00:26But the shower is coming, it was called something else!
01:00:37Pee-pee!
01:00:53Quick! Into the pantry!
01:00:55No !
01:00:58This is not the cellar!
01:00:59It's the sewers!
01:01:02Shit!
01:01:05Quickly !
01:01:22Shh!
01:01:25You are not monsters!
01:01:35Old Anderson?
01:01:38And Joe, pig head!
01:01:40What happened?
01:01:41It's Henry!
01:01:42He just had a heart attack, caused by that knife!
01:01:57Who did this?
01:01:58It is...
01:01:59It is...
01:02:00Ezekiel!
01:02:02Henry!
01:02:03You need to go to the hospital!
01:02:04It's not too late!
01:02:05We will save you!
01:02:06Yes, you could already try not to lean on the blow of...
01:02:09Oh !
01:02:12Don't worry about him, Cindy!
01:02:14We have tasked our most skilled villager with bringing back medicine!
01:02:18I'm dead and buried!
01:02:33Thank you! Leave me alone with Cindy and Brenda, I have a lot to tell them!
01:02:37Listen to me carefully!
01:02:42I'm not in this world for long!
01:02:45Piot!
01:02:46Brenda!
01:02:47What? 50 Cent gets shot nine times and he's still here!
01:02:51Henry! Tell me who killed the child! It was you!
01:02:54No! I loved him so much!
01:02:56Just like I loved his mother!
01:02:58I should have been with him when he died!
01:03:00It was terrible!
01:03:02What happened? Please tell me!
01:03:04They went to see a boxing match!
01:03:06A women's fight for the world championship!
01:03:10There has been a terrible accident!
01:03:13Oh my God !
01:03:26It only happens in America!
01:03:28And I've been looking for his murderer for so long!
01:03:36When it was me, Brenda!
01:03:38It's all my fault!
01:03:40Henry! Your son promised me that if I found the assassin, I would know how to defeat the aliens!
01:03:45He spoke the truth! Don't you see! All you have to do is...
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:55Who the hell got him out of Toll?
01:03:57His brother! The darling!
01:04:02Waist band!
01:04:04Sleep well my dear!
01:04:11Are we going to die? Aren't we?
01:04:13No! No, nothing will happen to you!
01:04:16I haven't lost anyone yet!
01:04:18You lost Roby!
01:04:19Except Roby!
01:04:21But it doesn't matter anymore!
01:04:23What matters is that I'm here with you!
01:04:26Try to get some sleep, okay?
01:04:28If you sing me a lullaby, okay?
01:04:31I don't know that one!
01:04:34Sing to me on the beautiful mountain!
01:04:37I don't know the real Rachel either!
01:04:51You want to ruin me?
01:04:53You know you're really a whore!
01:04:56It's your ass that keeps you alive, you're such a whore!
01:05:00Are you ready to lie down, you're such a whore!
01:05:04This girl is nothing at all!
01:05:07She's really a whore!
01:05:17Hey! Come closer!
01:05:19Sit down!
01:05:22My name is Oliver!
01:05:24Tom, Tom Ryan!
01:05:26I found this hideout, full of supplies!
01:05:30As well as two freshly killed corpses on the first floor, the so-called owners!
01:05:35We can stay here forever!
01:05:37Are you afraid?
01:05:38Of course I'm scared!
01:05:39Not me!
01:05:40I know death!
01:05:42I was driving an ambulance in town!
01:05:44But...
01:05:45I must not have been a very good driver!
01:05:48I killed more people than I saved!
01:05:51Apparently, it was this mermaid that was turning me on!
01:05:53Wow!
01:05:55A massacre!
01:05:57But...
01:05:58That's different!
01:05:59It's a war!
01:06:00No !
01:06:01It's an extermination!
01:06:02It's not a war!
01:06:03As there is no war between man and earthworms!
01:06:05Or...
01:06:06Dragons and Wolves!
01:06:07Or...
01:06:08Men riding dragons!
01:06:10Throwing wolves at earthworms!
01:06:12But good God, Tom!
01:06:13You don't understand what I'm trying to say!
01:06:15These aliens are bound to be vulnerable!
01:06:17Apparently the Japanese wiped out a few of them at Kikoman!
01:06:20Um...
01:06:21Kikoman is...
01:06:22A soy sauce!
01:06:23Yes I know !
01:06:24Poor sodium!
01:06:25What I'm trying to say, Tom, is that we should fight them both!
01:06:28We're the ones who should be coming from below!
01:06:30That said, we should bury ourselves first, but...
01:06:33It would be worth it!
01:06:34A gentle breeze, more sunscreen, more earth glass!
01:06:36When we build our tripods, they will have four legs!
01:06:39I have to show you something!
01:06:41We'll emerge from a tunnel behind them and scare the hell out of them!
01:06:51You must think it would be easier with a shovel!
01:07:04Dad !
01:07:11Or ?
01:07:14Dad !
01:07:33Hey !
01:07:36Here we go!
01:08:06Here we go!
01:08:13Dad !
01:08:15Rachael!
01:08:20Rachael!
01:08:22Rachael!
01:08:33But what's the secret, Brenda?
01:08:34What did I miss?
01:08:37Oh, that's not true! More fake monsters!
01:08:49You're taking off!
01:09:04Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
01:09:11I promised I would find you again!
01:09:14Where are we? What is this thing?
01:09:16A kind of... basket attached to the tripod!
01:09:18Fuck!
01:09:20Oh !
01:09:21Oh !
01:09:22Oh !
01:09:30Where are we? What is this thing?
01:09:32A kind of... basket attached to the tripod!
01:09:35Fuck!
01:09:36I know, it's horrible. But why? What will the aliens do to us?
01:09:41I don't know, but they're taking everyone away.
01:09:43Young, old, rich, poor, rappers.
01:09:58Dad !
01:09:59Rachel!
01:10:00Dad !
01:10:01Dad !
01:10:03Dad !
01:10:06Am I dead or what?
01:10:18No, you're not dead.
01:10:26My God !
01:10:30Take it back!
01:10:31Here we go!
01:10:32Hey !
01:10:34It could be worse.
01:10:36So, shall we trade?
01:10:40I'm doing well.
01:10:42Brenda, look!
01:10:43Mine!
01:10:45Ah, I'm hallucinating!
01:10:46Aliens killed a dinosaur!
01:10:48Good evening, human!
01:10:49Welcome to the bowels of the command tripod.
01:10:57Where is Rachel? What have you done with my daughter?
01:10:59First things first, Tom. First, let's play a little.
01:11:04The devices you are wearing will trigger in 60 seconds.
01:11:08Ah!
01:11:09The box on the wall behind Cindy will deactivate them.
01:11:11But where is the key?
01:11:13I'll give you a hint, Cindy.
01:11:16Let the game begin.
01:11:18Uh...
01:11:20I...
01:11:21I don't understand anything.
01:11:22Well, okay.
01:11:23Maybe this will help you see things clearly.
01:11:26Am I going to have to... cut something?
01:11:38It seemed obvious to me, yes.
01:11:39Ah!
01:11:43No...
01:11:46No, fuck! The key is behind your eye, okay?
01:11:50Ah!
01:11:51Ah!
01:11:52Ah!
01:11:53Ah!
01:11:56Soltard, come see! This one's going to work!
01:12:02Ah!
01:12:03Glass wing!
01:12:0596, bar fight.
01:12:11Yes !
01:12:12Tell me this won't tear us apart.
01:12:21Of course not.
01:12:29Am I still allowed to try this thing?
01:12:31Silence !
01:12:32The game is not over.
01:12:36Rachel!
01:12:37Dad !
01:12:38Roby!
01:12:39Dad !
01:12:42The only thing keeping your children alive, Tom, is you.
01:12:49Oh well. It was still good.
01:12:55Ha! You didn't think I was going to do that?
01:12:57Think again, Tom. I was counting on it.
01:13:06I named it the Super Nutcracker.
01:13:09For what ?
01:13:12It makes sense.
01:13:19Tempura. Sushi. Sashimi.
01:13:22Oh, but...
01:13:29Oh my God! Of course!
01:13:32Blood ties.
01:13:33Henry was his stepfather.
01:13:34You are his real father!
01:13:36But where did you meet this girl?
01:13:37Oh, a student vacation to Palm Springs.
01:13:40I blended into the crowd.
01:13:42What do you care?
01:13:43What do you care?
01:13:44What is this?
01:13:47Welcome to the Pompom Lip-Pump.
01:13:53Your son wouldn't want that!
01:13:55Bitter on Earth because of the evil you do!
01:13:58No, I traveled across galaxies to avenge him.
01:14:00But it's my fault! Release the others!
01:14:02No, no way!
01:14:04Watch your friend wriggle on her tool.
01:14:06Hey, it's said!
01:14:07Hey, I'm on TV!
01:14:08Look, it's awesome!
01:14:09Hey, I can say hi to all my friends!
01:14:14No, but you're sick!
01:14:16Nobody slaps Brenda!
01:14:19Zoltar, come on, look!
01:14:21Oh, it really does!
01:14:22Shut up !
01:14:23What do you want too?
01:14:24I know you have a grudge against all humanity.
01:14:25because your son is dead!
01:14:28Oh, don't put a roof on it!
01:14:30Eliminating us won't bring him back to you!
01:14:33No, you will all pay for what you did!
01:14:36Plus, I need to pay for this thing!
01:14:40When this trap closes on you, it will block your chain!
01:14:43Your children will be saved, but you will die in excruciating pain!
01:14:47Will you be up to the task of what you love?
01:14:50You have sixty seconds!
01:14:55I'll get through this!
01:14:56I will not abandon you!
01:14:58You have the right to let go!
01:15:00All I asked was for you to show me that you loved me!
01:15:05And that I could become a real man!
01:15:07And that I could love again!
01:15:11We don't forgive Dad!
01:15:12The tips! They don't move anymore!
01:15:29Children!
01:15:31Dad !
01:15:32It's over!
01:15:37Will we survive?
01:15:39It's easy to be angry!
01:15:41While it takes courage to forgive!
01:15:44This invasion is over!
01:15:47And ?
01:15:49I'm sorry, that's it!
01:15:51Honestly, okay?
01:15:52Ah, okay!
01:15:53I'm sorry I killed millions of humans!
01:15:56Blah blah blah!
01:15:58Minute !
01:15:59Where is Brenda?
01:16:04What? We're at peace now!
01:16:05I came to sign the treaty!
01:16:09Come on, come with me!
01:16:10No !
01:16:11Goodbye Zelda!
01:16:12Don't lose your number!
01:16:17Tell me you didn't catch anything!
01:16:19No, it's fine!
01:16:20She said she was a virgin!
01:16:24We're in deep shit!
01:16:40Mom !
01:16:42Mom !
01:16:50Thanks, Tom!
01:16:53Look, there's Grandpa!
01:16:57No, he's my new husband!
01:17:06I find it romantic!
01:17:08It just goes to show that everyone can find love!
01:17:10This is how love finally triumphs!
01:17:16And the invaders were destroyed!
01:17:19Because this world, our world, is that of Man!
01:17:24We have earned the right to live there!
01:17:27And as long as we know how to love, humanity will prevail!
01:17:31Every one of our enemies has seen his attempt to defeat us fail!
01:17:35Their losses were part of their own evil plans!
01:17:40Among all worlds, across all galaxies, we reign supreme!
01:17:46We reign alone!
01:17:48None of them can threaten our existence!
01:17:50None can challenge our spirit!
01:17:53And why?
01:17:54Because of all the qualities that make us unique...
01:17:58It is love that is our greatest strength!
01:18:00It is because she can love that humanity...
01:18:02THANKS !
01:18:08Hello and welcome everyone!
01:18:10I'm going to receive an exceptional man!
01:18:12With amazing information!
01:18:14And yes, he is here for us!
01:18:16The Man Who Saved the World!
01:18:17I ask you to cheer for Mr. Don Ryan!
01:18:23Yeah !
01:18:24My best friend!
01:18:25Is that all?
01:18:27All right !
01:18:28So, are you in love?
01:18:29Yes, I'm in love!
01:18:30It's true ?
01:18:36Ha ha!
01:18:38Is that all?
01:18:41All right !
01:18:42So, are you in love?
01:18:43Yes, I'm in love!
01:18:44It's true ?
01:18:48It's 5 meters!
01:18:51Yes, I'm in love.
01:18:52It's true?
01:18:59He's crazy! He's a little crazy!
01:19:09You are adorable when you are in love.
01:19:11THANKS.
01:19:12I want to know everything.
01:19:13She's awesome. Truly fabulous.
01:19:15So, it's complicated...
01:19:16Yeah, you mean that... that it's complex, what, is that it?
01:19:19Shut up!
01:19:21You're crazy!
01:19:32Tom Ryan is crazy!
01:19:33Tom is crazy!
01:19:34Are you fulfilled or are you...
01:19:35Yes, I am really happy.
01:19:36Hey!
01:19:37Oh, look!
01:19:43Okay, you have balls.
01:19:44I love it, Sandy Campbell!
01:20:00It makes me want to die!
01:20:01Yeah!
01:20:21All right. Tom, City is here. I know who's here. City, I know you're among us.
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