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“D’après une histoire absolument pas vraie.”
Cindy Campbell est toujours terriblement blonde. Mais bourrée de bonnes intentions. Ça tombe bien, elle vient d'être engagée comme aide à domicile auprès d'une vieille grabataire qui, grâce à ses soins vigilants, risque d'être enlevée à l'affection des siens beaucoup plus vite que prévu...
“D’après une histoire absolument pas vraie.”
Cindy Campbell est toujours terriblement blonde. Mais bourrée de bonnes intentions. Ça tombe bien, elle vient d'être engagée comme aide à domicile auprès d'une vieille grabataire qui, grâce à ses soins vigilants, risque d'être enlevée à l'affection des siens beaucoup plus vite que prévu...
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00:14:39What are you up to, princess?
00:14:44Lock the key!
00:14:49Let me help you, my little thumb.
00:14:50No, leave me.
00:14:51No, it's fine, it doesn't bother me.
00:14:52But neither do I!
00:14:53Okay, we're coming.
00:14:55Well, see you Tuesday.
00:14:57Hey, Marilyn.
00:15:00Being pregnant looks great on you.
00:15:03But I'm not pregnant.
00:15:07I didn't mean to... Excuse me.
00:15:09I can't buy you back.
00:15:10Start with our children, okay?
00:15:12It's true.
00:15:13These children are all I have in the world.
00:15:15Finally, the children and...
00:15:17and my car.
00:15:24Mr. Kudji,
00:15:25We need someone else for Mrs. Norris.
00:15:27Again ?
00:15:28I need someone with this woman all the time.
00:15:30where I lose a fortune.
00:15:32The news didn't hold up.
00:15:33Yoko, look.
00:15:35This is Norris's house, Mr. Kudji.
00:15:37They say she is cursed.
00:15:38There are no such things as curses.
00:15:39Don't talk nonsense.
00:15:40These are just old wives' tales.
00:15:41I have to find someone today
00:15:42where I'm really in a bad way.
00:15:43Good morning.
00:15:44I'm Cindy Campbell.
00:15:45I am looking for a position as a home nurse.
00:15:46I was recommended by a family friend,
00:15:48but the unfortunate man doesn't like it.
00:15:49Oh my God !
00:15:50Oh, don't pay attention.
00:15:51She had a bad fall.
00:15:52You are my new best employee.
00:15:53Are you ready to get started today?
00:15:54It's sure.
00:15:55It's sure.
00:15:56It's sure.
00:15:57It's sure.
00:15:58It's sure.
00:15:59It's sure.
00:16:00It's sure.
00:16:01It's sure.
00:16:02It's sure.
00:16:03It's sure.
00:16:04It's sure.
00:16:05It's sure.
00:16:06It's sure.
00:16:07It's sure.
00:16:08It's sure.
00:16:09It's sure.
00:16:10It's sure.
00:16:11It's sure.
00:16:12It's sure.
00:16:13It's sure.
00:16:14It's sure.
00:16:15It's sure.
00:16:16It's sure.
00:16:17You will love this job.
00:16:18I'll accompany you.
00:16:19We will be on site in a district.
00:16:33Come on.
00:16:42You will be going into muster.
00:16:43It's sure.
00:16:44It's sure.
00:16:45It's sure.
00:16:46It's sure.
00:16:51That's okay.
00:17:11It's sure.
00:17:12Excuse me, here you are, you met Mrs. Norris, she is catatonized.
00:17:17Yes, I wanted to try the funny army, I was afraid she would get hurt.
00:17:21As soon as I entered, I saw her lying there on the floor.
00:17:24Of course, I'll help you, take his legs, I'll take his arms.
00:17:27Mrs. Norris, I'm here to look after you.
00:17:30Yes, I am also delighted to meet you.
00:17:34Ah, you see, perfect job for you.
00:17:36Come, I'll show you around.
00:17:38All right.
00:17:38This way.
00:17:40So, what do you say?
00:17:42I don't know anything.
00:17:44There is something really strange here.
00:17:48A presence.
00:17:49A presence? Don't talk nonsense, there's nothing strange here.
00:17:52It's weird, I've always dreamed of living in a house like this with my husband.
00:17:56But I'm afraid all of this is already...
00:18:00Hey.
00:18:01From the past.
00:18:03Shall we go up first?
00:18:05It is a residential area.
00:18:07Schools, shops, all floors were checked.
00:18:09Visit for control because everything is positive.
00:18:12Large garden, almost 30 meters.
00:18:15Second garden on the other side.
00:18:17Guard on the other side.
00:18:18The shadow is boring.
00:18:19Much grace to make the pain.
00:18:21And here it is, a truly huge equipped bathroom.
00:18:24Really a...
00:18:25Pretty.
00:18:29Yes, it's very pretty.
00:18:30And it would be perfect for work.
00:18:32But I still feel like an evil force.
00:18:36Maleficent? That's nonsense.
00:18:42Do you know anything about the people who lived here?
00:18:45People? No, no, I don't remember.
00:18:47I have no memory of it.
00:18:48Mr. Kodji, strange things have happened here.
00:18:52Strange? It's truly grotesque.
00:18:54This house is perfectly normal.
00:18:56Probably.
00:18:58Yet it's as if someone is watching us.
00:19:03Mr. Kodji?
00:19:04No, it was me.
00:19:06I'm so excited to hire you.
00:19:08I am so excited.
00:19:10I take charge.
00:19:11All your real medical.
00:19:13And more weeks of vacation, all your expenses paid.
00:19:16I hope you can start today.
00:19:20You could stay all week.
00:19:22You are in for this job.
00:19:24This is an absolutely unique opportunity for you.
00:19:26Mr. Kodji, I have the feeling that you are hiding something from me about this...
00:19:30I was very dirty.
00:19:40So, this leg...
00:19:44It's okay.
00:19:46Take your glove!
00:19:52I'm in the garden!
00:19:54Roby, are you coming?
00:19:55I'm waiting for you.
00:19:57That's not how you'll get yourself obeyed.
00:20:00Listen, Rachel, this is a guy-to-guy thing.
00:20:02Trust me.
00:20:05So, Roby, are you ready for the Tom Ryan Express?
00:20:08Yeah, maybe one day I'll be a man like you.
00:20:22It's okay, I know I neglected you.
00:20:25But you don't know how hard it is to be a good father.
00:20:27When you're done, let me know.
00:20:37Are you okay?
00:20:42My eyes!
00:20:43My God, my eyes!
00:20:45Thank you, it's...
00:20:49It's better.
00:20:53I'm sorry, I didn't see you.
00:20:54Oh no, it's nothing.
00:20:56I'm used to only taking the piss.
00:20:58Nice to meet you.
00:20:59Cindy Campbell, your new neighbor.
00:21:01Tom, Tom Ryan.
00:21:02You live here alone?
00:21:05Actually, I'm looking after Mrs. Norris, but...
00:21:08Yes, for the first time in my life, I find myself all alone.
00:21:11I know how it feels.
00:21:13It wasn't the same before.
00:21:16No.
00:21:17Did you think you found your soulmate?
00:21:19Yes.
00:21:21And one day, when you came home,
00:21:23You find your so-called soulmate in the sanctuary with the first person you come across.
00:21:26Well, not just anyone.
00:21:28Samy Sosa.
00:21:31You see what I mean.
00:21:32No not at all.
00:21:37But I know what it's like to be in that much pain.
00:21:40And the worst part is that we have to face this.
00:21:42All alone.
00:21:43Looks like we have a lot in...
00:21:45Like one.
00:21:47Here we are already finishing our...
00:21:49Our plates.
00:21:51Our sentences.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:56Maybe we both need friendship.
00:22:00That would be cool.
00:22:00Well, I have to take care of Mrs. Norris.
00:22:04I need to put his catheter in.
00:22:06And after that, you have to...
00:22:07I need to strip the dirt deep down.
00:22:09Let me pierce her boils and spread her legs.
00:22:12That would be cool.
00:22:13That would be cool.
00:22:13That would be cool.
00:22:15That would be cool.
00:22:15That would be cool.
00:22:16That would be cool.
00:22:17After that, I'm going for Bloody Deal.
00:43:21Did you see all those injured people?
00:43:34It's so sad
00:43:35They would have seen that rat, damn it
00:43:37It's not easy to maintain the sewers
00:43:41I'm going to need a hot bath after this.
00:43:43What the fuck happened?
00:43:51Zombies? Damn it!
00:43:57Don't leave them dead!
00:43:59Okay, we can still electrify them!
00:44:02Grandma? They zombified my grandmother!
00:44:05Why, my mime? Why?
00:44:07Why? I loved you! I loved you!
00:44:11Mahalik?
00:44:12Look what they did to my grandma!
00:44:15This woman raised me like her son!
00:44:25Hey, he has a car! He has a car!
00:44:31Come on, yeah!
00:44:33It's not my car! I can't give it to you! It's not mine!
00:44:37No, it's not my car! We'll get through this!
00:44:39We'll get through this! I've locked everything! Don't worry! They won't be able to open it!
00:44:43The real chocolate machine! But let's be on our guard! Guard!
00:44:47Dad! Dad!
00:44:49Children!
00:44:59For what ?
00:45:01Because...
00:45:03Back off!
00:45:04Back off!
00:45:10Give me the gun, I'll take your car!
00:45:12And what do we do with this guy?
00:45:14I don't want the car, but I need a gun!
00:45:17No, you're not getting my gun! I want the car!
00:45:20SO...
00:45:21You want a gun, and you want a car!
00:45:24And what do you want?
00:45:25Oh well... I've never had a penknife!
00:45:27Okay! We'll all switch between three!
00:45:29A...
00:45:30Two...
00:45:31Three !
00:45:32That's what we said!
00:45:36Ah, I don't think so!
00:45:40Dad !
00:45:41They steal the car!
00:45:44Yes...
00:45:45Well...
00:45:46Let's continue on foot!
00:45:48What ?
00:45:49And that's it?
00:45:50Are you giving up?
00:45:51That's it! Absolutely! I'm giving up!
00:45:53They make you aero!
00:45:54Find someone else!
00:45:56Oh !
00:45:57Big hit!
00:45:59Come on! Let's go!
00:46:01Good! Tell me if I'm wrong!
00:46:05The girl hugs the duck, and then it dies!
00:46:09Mr. President! Aliens are attacking us!
00:46:12Call Alphonse d'Arsenal!
00:46:14You mean national defense?
00:46:16Uh...
00:46:17Sir! This woman is a direct witness to one of the attacks!
00:46:20What do you know about them?
00:46:21They are indestructible!
00:46:23They disintegrated everyone's clothes!
00:46:25People were running around completely naked!
00:46:27Were you naked?
00:46:29No !
00:46:30Thank goodness, finally some good news! Give him a souvenir!
00:46:33Lille Kim! Lille Kim! Lille Kim took my sandwich!
00:46:44Watch out! Russell Crowe is going to give you a big call!
00:46:59Russell Crowe is going to give you a big call!
00:47:02Arkelly, don't piss on me!
00:47:05I'm not a platinum blonde!
00:47:08Where are we?
00:47:10I don't really know...
00:47:11But I think we're getting close!
00:47:13It must have been near mile 62!
00:47:16Do you have a problem?
00:47:18No, it's nothing! It's...
00:47:21A man I met!
00:47:23And I hope he's safe!
00:47:25Oh! You would love it, Brenda!
00:47:27What's his name? I might have already figured it out!
00:47:30Tom Ryan?
00:47:31Yes, it's done!
00:47:33Is that really big Chinese?
00:47:35No !
00:47:36No !
00:47:38But he's the kind of boy I'd love to spend the rest of my life with!
00:47:41I'm going to end my life!
00:47:47Cindy! Look!
00:47:57What is this place?
00:47:58I don't know, but the kid's father is out there somewhere!
00:48:01We should go see!
00:48:03But we would get noticed in this outfit!
00:48:05Brenda, look!
00:48:11It's what ?
00:48:38Ezekiel!
00:48:39Ezekiel, where are you?
00:48:47Ezekiel, would you like to race?
00:48:50No cheating!
00:49:09It's Steve!
00:49:10It's too hot!
00:49:11My friends, my friends, do not fear the noise of those of whom no one speaks!
00:49:27There is a truce between our village and creatures beyond our borders!
00:49:31GOOD !
00:49:33Who wants to say grace?
00:49:37Ezekiel?
00:49:38Pepis...
00:49:39Could...
00:49:40Pepis...
00:49:41Pepis, my young one!
00:49:46Amen!
00:49:47Father ?
00:49:48Amen.
00:49:58Father ?
00:49:59Oli.
00:50:02But for what purpose do you come to interrupt the celebration of the civil partnership of Mordecai and Os?
00:50:10The guards arrested two foreign women near the hut.
00:50:18Who are you ?
00:50:21I need to speak to you urgently. I was sent by your son.
00:50:24Don't talk nonsense. I don't have a son.
00:50:27I know it's wrong. I know who you are. I've seen your picture.
00:50:31I was young. I needed money.
00:50:33No. At Mrs. Norris's, I mean.
00:50:36I didn't know whose house it was. They drugged me. Forget it.
00:50:40You are foreigners. The council will decide your fate.
00:50:48The issue of the two foreigners will be discussed.
00:50:55But first, Martha, today's news.
00:50:58Nathaniel Winston and Alice Smith have just informed me of their decisions.
00:51:03He intends to make love to them as soon as possible.
00:51:06And they plan to put up a little resistance before giving in.
00:51:10Amos, is something bothering you?
00:51:20We have a majority of people who want to say "am" instead of "I am."
00:51:27I'm for it. And I'm against it.
00:51:30Silence! We have more important matters to attend to.
00:51:35I fear that the presence of these foreigners will attract here what is not being talked about.
00:51:42Certainly, but speaking of what we do not speak of,
00:51:46are we not debating what should not be discussed?
00:51:50Do not speak of these things as one speaks of what one discusses without speaking of it.
00:51:56or not?
00:52:07Elder, we must welcome these foreigners into the village.
00:52:11Jeremiah, can't you hold your tongue?
00:52:14I'm sorry, Elder Al.
00:52:17But sometimes my tongue gets loose and I can't control it.
00:52:22This is a problem with which I have immense experience.
00:52:27Let me examine it in a closed room alone.
00:52:31Yes.
00:52:32Where did my tea come from? I don't give a damn.
00:52:41After that, could you smell your thing, the one we don't talk about,
00:52:45and stick it in my thing that makes me happy?
00:52:47Silence !
00:52:49The elders will consult each other.
00:53:01I feel better.
00:53:19I'm not in my home, am I?
00:53:20No.
00:53:21Foreigners, we have decided to let you stay with us.
00:53:22So that you may be preserved from those of whom no one speaks.
00:53:24I'm not in my home, am I?
00:53:27No.
00:53:28I'm not in my home, am I?
00:53:38No.
00:53:39Foreigners, we have decided to let you stay with us.
00:53:41So that you may be preserved from those of whom no one speaks.
00:53:42Or almost.
00:53:43Not.
00:53:44Not.
00:53:45But now that you are part of our village, you must be aware that you will never leave.
00:53:50No.
00:53:51No !
00:53:52No !
00:53:53No !
00:53:54How did your son die? The future of the world is at stake.
00:53:56Do you know what to do?
00:53:57Is that you? Did you kill him?
00:53:59This is a well-planned scam that we will not fall for.
00:54:01I am for it, and I am against it.
00:54:02This village is not what it used to be.
00:54:03A few hours after the lightning attack of the aliens,
00:54:04You must be aware that you will never leave.
00:54:05No.
00:54:06No !
00:54:07No !
00:54:08How did your son die? The future of the world is at stake.
00:54:10Do you know what to do?
00:54:11Is that you? Did you kill him?
00:54:13This is a well-planned scam that we will not fall for.
00:54:16I'm for it.
00:54:17And I am against it.
00:54:22This village is not what it used to be.
00:54:28A few hours after the lightning attack of the aliens,
00:54:30The heads of state met within the UN.
00:54:34As humanity lives through dark times,
00:54:37the peoples of all the Earth rely on wisdom
00:54:40and at the command of the President of the United States.
00:54:43Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
00:54:48Good luck, man.
00:54:50He's talking about you, sir.
00:54:52Oh yes, of course.
00:55:00So, an Indian, a Frenchman and the Pope are all on a plane.
00:55:07And the pilot said,
00:55:08“Hey! Who among you is not circumcised?”
00:55:11Then the Pope lifts his robe and says,
00:55:13"Shut up, moron, you don't even speak English!"
00:55:17An Israeli asks a Japanese man to open his eyes,
00:55:20but the Japanese respond to the Jews,
00:55:21"Why do you think I'm cross-eyed?"
00:55:23You're the one who sold me those shitty glasses!"
00:55:26What is the difference between a Belgian and a poodle poop?
00:55:29The Belgian drinks wine, but the poop smells good once!
00:55:33Let's get to our sheep, if I'm here today at...
00:55:42Eh ?
00:55:43This is because Earth is under attack.
00:55:45And I am happy to report that we have the means to fight back.
00:55:48My many military advisors at Pentagram
00:55:50have truly accomplished the impossible.
00:55:52They seized one of the alien death rays.
00:55:55As you know, it is a weapon that destroys the body.
00:55:58sparing only the clothes.
00:56:00Our engineers have managed to reverse the polarity of this weapon
00:56:04in the hope of using it against aliens.
00:56:15So, let's see, was I?
00:56:17We believe that the alien shields will not hold up.
00:56:20to this reconfigured weapon.
00:56:23You are welcome !
00:56:26You are welcome !
00:56:28Just a minute, my friends!
00:56:30I know very well that this new technology seems scary,
00:56:33but trust me,
00:56:34I think they are caloric integrators
00:56:36and our best chance.
00:56:38Let me demonstrate for you.
00:56:41Let's see if this thing is plugged in...
00:56:46It's not a very pretty sight.
00:56:48It's full of soft, flabby stuff.
00:56:50And look at this little pink thing!
00:56:52Get me some lube, I need to get it in.
00:57:02So !
00:57:18Harper! Holy shit!
00:57:19But it's full of nudists here!
00:57:21This is intolerable!
00:57:22You should be ashamed!
00:57:23Hop!
00:57:24You too are naked!
00:57:25I'm naked!
00:57:26I thought it was an old leather jacket!
00:57:28Sir !
00:57:29It's not discouraging!
00:57:30No !
00:57:31That's not a zipper I was pulling up and down!
00:57:33Come on, Mr. President!
00:57:35I can still hear that duck!
00:57:37Did you see that?
00:57:44Red grass!
00:57:45I'm kidding!
00:57:47Dad, are we far from Mom's?
00:57:49I don't know!
00:57:50And I don't know how much longer I can carry your sister!
00:57:53I'm letting you know that I've been walking since the beginning!
00:57:56But then who is it?
00:57:58I'll pay you!
00:58:00Don't go away, Rachel!
00:58:02Dad, come back!
00:58:03Hey, hey guys!
00:58:07I want to help you!
00:58:08Roby!
00:58:09Oh no!
00:58:12Don't move!
00:58:13I beg you!
00:58:14Wait for me there!
00:58:15I'll be right back!
00:58:16Hey, hey guys!
00:58:17I want to help you!
00:58:21It rocks!
00:58:22Occupy the ridge!
00:58:23Hold the crest!
00:58:24Are you crazy?
00:58:26No, it's losing me halfway through my studies!
00:58:30This is crazy!
00:58:31Roby!
00:58:32Ah, great!
00:58:34What's wrong with you, my God?
00:58:35Hey, look at this guy!
00:58:37Oh, that's so cool!
00:58:41Roby!
00:58:42Roby!
00:58:50Rachel!
00:58:51Rachel!
00:58:52Little girl, are you all alone?
00:58:55You have to come with me!
00:58:57I will protect you!
00:58:58Right, kids?
00:58:59Tell me, do you have a little brother?
00:59:02Don't go near her!
00:59:07Threshold children!
00:59:09Even tripods are less dangerous!
00:59:11Remember, I have a real Ferris wheel!
00:59:12A chimpanzee and a big, cozy bed await all our guests!
00:59:15Pity !
00:59:16Not my real face!
00:59:21Not my real face!
00:59:24Not my real face!
00:59:27This way!
00:59:32Come on!
00:59:33This way!
00:59:34You will be safe!
00:59:40You will be safe!
00:59:41I don't trust him!
00:59:42I have an infallible brother to judge people!
00:59:44Okay? Good!
01:00:04This is awesome!
01:00:15Oh! Brenda, yes!
01:00:17You did it!
01:00:20You quickly learned how to make wonderful butter!
01:00:24Are you sure you've never churned?
01:00:26But the shower is coming, it was called something else!
01:00:37Pee-pee!
01:00:53Quick! Into the pantry!
01:00:55No !
01:00:58This is not the cellar!
01:00:59It's the sewers!
01:01:02Shit!
01:01:05Quickly !
01:01:22Shh!
01:01:25You are not monsters!
01:01:35Old Anderson?
01:01:38And Joe, pig head!
01:01:40What happened?
01:01:41It's Henry!
01:01:42He just had a heart attack, caused by that knife!
01:01:57Who did this?
01:01:58It is...
01:01:59It is...
01:02:00Ezekiel!
01:02:02Henry!
01:02:03You need to go to the hospital!
01:02:04It's not too late!
01:02:05We will save you!
01:02:06Yes, you could already try not to lean on the blow of...
01:02:09Oh !
01:02:12Don't worry about him, Cindy!
01:02:14We have tasked our most skilled villager with bringing back medicine!
01:02:18I'm dead and buried!
01:02:33Thank you! Leave me alone with Cindy and Brenda, I have a lot to tell them!
01:02:37Listen to me carefully!
01:02:42I'm not in this world for long!
01:02:45Piot!
01:02:46Brenda!
01:02:47What? 50 Cent gets shot nine times and he's still here!
01:02:51Henry! Tell me who killed the child! It was you!
01:02:54No! I loved him so much!
01:02:56Just like I loved his mother!
01:02:58I should have been with him when he died!
01:03:00It was terrible!
01:03:02What happened? Please tell me!
01:03:04They went to see a boxing match!
01:03:06A women's fight for the world championship!
01:03:10There has been a terrible accident!
01:03:13Oh my God !
01:03:26It only happens in America!
01:03:28And I've been looking for his murderer for so long!
01:03:36When it was me, Brenda!
01:03:38It's all my fault!
01:03:40Henry! Your son promised me that if I found the assassin, I would know how to defeat the aliens!
01:03:45He spoke the truth! Don't you see! All you have to do is...
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:55Who the hell got him out of Toll?
01:03:57His brother! The darling!
01:04:02Waist band!
01:04:04Sleep well my dear!
01:04:11Are we going to die? Aren't we?
01:04:13No! No, nothing will happen to you!
01:04:16I haven't lost anyone yet!
01:04:18You lost Roby!
01:04:19Except Roby!
01:04:21But it doesn't matter anymore!
01:04:23What matters is that I'm here with you!
01:04:26Try to get some sleep, okay?
01:04:28If you sing me a lullaby, okay?
01:04:31I don't know that one!
01:04:34Sing to me on the beautiful mountain!
01:04:37I don't know the real Rachel either!
01:04:51You want to ruin me?
01:04:53You know you're really a whore!
01:04:56It's your ass that keeps you alive, you're such a whore!
01:05:00Are you ready to lie down, you're such a whore!
01:05:04This girl is nothing at all!
01:05:07She's really a whore!
01:05:17Hey! Come closer!
01:05:19Sit down!
01:05:22My name is Oliver!
01:05:24Tom, Tom Ryan!
01:05:26I found this hideout, full of supplies!
01:05:30As well as two freshly killed corpses on the first floor, the so-called owners!
01:05:35We can stay here forever!
01:05:37Are you afraid?
01:05:38Of course I'm scared!
01:05:39Not me!
01:05:40I know death!
01:05:42I was driving an ambulance in town!
01:05:44But...
01:05:45I must not have been a very good driver!
01:05:48I killed more people than I saved!
01:05:51Apparently, it was this mermaid that was turning me on!
01:05:53Wow!
01:05:55A massacre!
01:05:57But...
01:05:58That's different!
01:05:59It's a war!
01:06:00No !
01:06:01It's an extermination!
01:06:02It's not a war!
01:06:03As there is no war between man and earthworms!
01:06:05Or...
01:06:06Dragons and Wolves!
01:06:07Or...
01:06:08Men riding dragons!
01:06:10Throwing wolves at earthworms!
01:06:12But good God, Tom!
01:06:13You don't understand what I'm trying to say!
01:06:15These aliens are bound to be vulnerable!
01:06:17Apparently the Japanese wiped out a few of them at Kikoman!
01:06:20Um...
01:06:21Kikoman is...
01:06:22A soy sauce!
01:06:23Yes I know !
01:06:24Poor sodium!
01:06:25What I'm trying to say, Tom, is that we should fight them both!
01:06:28We're the ones who should be coming from below!
01:06:30That said, we should bury ourselves first, but...
01:06:33It would be worth it!
01:06:34A gentle breeze, more sunscreen, more earth glass!
01:06:36When we build our tripods, they will have four legs!
01:06:39I have to show you something!
01:06:41We'll emerge from a tunnel behind them and scare the hell out of them!
01:06:51You must think it would be easier with a shovel!
01:07:04Dad !
01:07:11Or ?
01:07:14Dad !
01:07:33Hey !
01:07:36Here we go!
01:08:06Here we go!
01:08:13Dad !
01:08:15Rachael!
01:08:20Rachael!
01:08:22Rachael!
01:08:33But what's the secret, Brenda?
01:08:34What did I miss?
01:08:37Oh, that's not true! More fake monsters!
01:08:49You're taking off!
01:09:04Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
01:09:11I promised I would find you again!
01:09:14Where are we? What is this thing?
01:09:16A kind of... basket attached to the tripod!
01:09:18Fuck!
01:09:20Oh !
01:09:21Oh !
01:09:22Oh !
01:09:30Where are we? What is this thing?
01:09:32A kind of... basket attached to the tripod!
01:09:35Fuck!
01:09:36I know, it's horrible. But why? What will the aliens do to us?
01:09:41I don't know, but they're taking everyone away.
01:09:43Young, old, rich, poor, rappers.
01:09:58Dad !
01:09:59Rachel!
01:10:00Dad !
01:10:01Dad !
01:10:03Dad !
01:10:06Am I dead or what?
01:10:18No, you're not dead.
01:10:26My God !
01:10:30Take it back!
01:10:31Here we go!
01:10:32Hey !
01:10:34It could be worse.
01:10:36So, shall we trade?
01:10:40I'm doing well.
01:10:42Brenda, look!
01:10:43Mine!
01:10:45Ah, I'm hallucinating!
01:10:46Aliens killed a dinosaur!
01:10:48Good evening, human!
01:10:49Welcome to the bowels of the command tripod.
01:10:57Where is Rachel? What have you done with my daughter?
01:10:59First things first, Tom. First, let's play a little.
01:11:04The devices you are wearing will trigger in 60 seconds.
01:11:08Ah!
01:11:09The box on the wall behind Cindy will deactivate them.
01:11:11But where is the key?
01:11:13I'll give you a hint, Cindy.
01:11:16Let the game begin.
01:11:18Uh...
01:11:20I...
01:11:21I don't understand anything.
01:11:22Well, okay.
01:11:23Maybe this will help you see things clearly.
01:11:26Am I going to have to... cut something?
01:11:38It seemed obvious to me, yes.
01:11:39Ah!
01:11:43No...
01:11:46No, fuck! The key is behind your eye, okay?
01:11:50Ah!
01:11:51Ah!
01:11:52Ah!
01:11:53Ah!
01:11:56Soltard, come see! This one's going to work!
01:12:02Ah!
01:12:03Glass wing!
01:12:0596, bar fight.
01:12:11Yes !
01:12:12Tell me this won't tear us apart.
01:12:21Of course not.
01:12:29Am I still allowed to try this thing?
01:12:31Silence !
01:12:32The game is not over.
01:12:36Rachel!
01:12:37Dad !
01:12:38Roby!
01:12:39Dad !
01:12:42The only thing keeping your children alive, Tom, is you.
01:12:49Oh well. It was still good.
01:12:55Ha! You didn't think I was going to do that?
01:12:57Think again, Tom. I was counting on it.
01:13:06I named it the Super Nutcracker.
01:13:09For what ?
01:13:12It makes sense.
01:13:19Tempura. Sushi. Sashimi.
01:13:22Oh, but...
01:13:29Oh my God! Of course!
01:13:32Blood ties.
01:13:33Henry was his stepfather.
01:13:34You are his real father!
01:13:36But where did you meet this girl?
01:13:37Oh, a student vacation to Palm Springs.
01:13:40I blended into the crowd.
01:13:42What do you care?
01:13:43What do you care?
01:13:44What is this?
01:13:47Welcome to the Pompom Lip-Pump.
01:13:53Your son wouldn't want that!
01:13:55Bitter on Earth because of the evil you do!
01:13:58No, I traveled across galaxies to avenge him.
01:14:00But it's my fault! Release the others!
01:14:02No, no way!
01:14:04Watch your friend wriggle on her tool.
01:14:06Hey, it's said!
01:14:07Hey, I'm on TV!
01:14:08Look, it's awesome!
01:14:09Hey, I can say hi to all my friends!
01:14:14No, but you're sick!
01:14:16Nobody slaps Brenda!
01:14:19Zoltar, come on, look!
01:14:21Oh, it really does!
01:14:22Shut up !
01:14:23What do you want too?
01:14:24I know you have a grudge against all humanity.
01:14:25because your son is dead!
01:14:28Oh, don't put a roof on it!
01:14:30Eliminating us won't bring him back to you!
01:14:33No, you will all pay for what you did!
01:14:36Plus, I need to pay for this thing!
01:14:40When this trap closes on you, it will block your chain!
01:14:43Your children will be saved, but you will die in excruciating pain!
01:14:47Will you be up to the task of what you love?
01:14:50You have sixty seconds!
01:14:55I'll get through this!
01:14:56I will not abandon you!
01:14:58You have the right to let go!
01:15:00All I asked was for you to show me that you loved me!
01:15:05And that I could become a real man!
01:15:07And that I could love again!
01:15:11We don't forgive Dad!
01:15:12The tips! They don't move anymore!
01:15:29Children!
01:15:31Dad !
01:15:32It's over!
01:15:37Will we survive?
01:15:39It's easy to be angry!
01:15:41While it takes courage to forgive!
01:15:44This invasion is over!
01:15:47And ?
01:15:49I'm sorry, that's it!
01:15:51Honestly, okay?
01:15:52Ah, okay!
01:15:53I'm sorry I killed millions of humans!
01:15:56Blah blah blah!
01:15:58Minute !
01:15:59Where is Brenda?
01:16:04What? We're at peace now!
01:16:05I came to sign the treaty!
01:16:09Come on, come with me!
01:16:10No !
01:16:11Goodbye Zelda!
01:16:12Don't lose your number!
01:16:17Tell me you didn't catch anything!
01:16:19No, it's fine!
01:16:20She said she was a virgin!
01:16:24We're in deep shit!
01:16:40Mom !
01:16:42Mom !
01:16:50Thanks, Tom!
01:16:53Look, there's Grandpa!
01:16:57No, he's my new husband!
01:17:06I find it romantic!
01:17:08It just goes to show that everyone can find love!
01:17:10This is how love finally triumphs!
01:17:16And the invaders were destroyed!
01:17:19Because this world, our world, is that of Man!
01:17:24We have earned the right to live there!
01:17:27And as long as we know how to love, humanity will prevail!
01:17:31Every one of our enemies has seen his attempt to defeat us fail!
01:17:35Their losses were part of their own evil plans!
01:17:40Among all worlds, across all galaxies, we reign supreme!
01:17:46We reign alone!
01:17:48None of them can threaten our existence!
01:17:50None can challenge our spirit!
01:17:53And why?
01:17:54Because of all the qualities that make us unique...
01:17:58It is love that is our greatest strength!
01:18:00It is because she can love that humanity...
01:18:02THANKS !
01:18:08Hello and welcome everyone!
01:18:10I'm going to receive an exceptional man!
01:18:12With amazing information!
01:18:14And yes, he is here for us!
01:18:16The Man Who Saved the World!
01:18:17I ask you to cheer for Mr. Don Ryan!
01:18:23Yeah !
01:18:24My best friend!
01:18:25Is that all?
01:18:27All right !
01:18:28So, are you in love?
01:18:29Yes, I'm in love!
01:18:30It's true ?
01:18:36Ha ha!
01:18:38Is that all?
01:18:41All right !
01:18:42So, are you in love?
01:18:43Yes, I'm in love!
01:18:44It's true ?
01:18:48It's 5 meters!
01:18:51Yes, I'm in love.
01:18:52It's true?
01:18:59He's crazy! He's a little crazy!
01:19:09You are adorable when you are in love.
01:19:11THANKS.
01:19:12I want to know everything.
01:19:13She's awesome. Truly fabulous.
01:19:15So, it's complicated...
01:19:16Yeah, you mean that... that it's complex, what, is that it?
01:19:19Shut up!
01:19:21You're crazy!
01:19:32Tom Ryan is crazy!
01:19:33Tom is crazy!
01:19:34Are you fulfilled or are you...
01:19:35Yes, I am really happy.
01:19:36Hey!
01:19:37Oh, look!
01:19:43Okay, you have balls.
01:19:44I love it, Sandy Campbell!
01:20:00It makes me want to die!
01:20:01Yeah!
01:20:21All right. Tom, City is here. I know who's here. City, I know you're among us.
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